Remember and Rejoice
Yesterday, my six-year-old son had a complete meltdown in Kroger for this very important reason: his four-year-old sister got on front of the cart to ride through the parking lot, and he wanted to be on the front of the cart. (If you know my kids, this sounds perfectly legitimate. Right?) I mean, he was wailing and making a complete spectacle of himself. I took away the sucker he had gotten at the bank and made him stand next to Customer Service while I checked out. That way, maybe people would think he was just a lost child and not mine. (I AM KIDDING. A little. KIDDING!) When we got in the car, I gave him a speech worthy of a king. I told him, not so much in bullet form, but these main points: Your life is amazing. You have too many things to be happy about. You need to consider your entire life and how this one event really affects it. [Not much.] You don't get your sucker back until you tell me 10 things you're thankful for. It took a while to g...